Bill Shorten Bill Shorten

“How good are budgies? And how good is opposition leader Big Shetland?! No that’s not it… um… Bon Scotland? Burnt Scuzbutt? Stan Bigsnout? Snort Bertling? Look just give me a minute I’m sure I’ll get it. He was on telly just the other day… Bang Shooting! I think that’s it.” [First Dog on the Moon 25 September 2014]